To all fanfic writers... yeah right, rofl.

[mangacat201]

LOL... Another fandom troll uncovered. At least we all hope she's a troll. But I kinda gotta share this. If you want a good laugh and a good cry over the eternal stupidity of some people, brace yourselves for this dashing lady with a rather dubitable sense of style and a seriously overinflated sense of her own importance:


Here’s a tip: this is what real writing looks like. I know you all try to define your pitiful lives by stealing the characters and ideas of others, so I’m going to give you a free lesson on what good writing looks like, so that you can apply it and feel better about yourselves.

Some people just can't be helped. In every sense of the word. I'm really not sure what she's trolling against but yeah. It made me laugh with how bad it was so I'm going to count that as a win. There really is a talent in writing this badly.

Found originally by pandarus who posted a discussion post on Dreamwidth.

Comments

[lemanya.livejournal.com]

*giggle snort*
I got to the end of the first sentence and cracked up.

[mangacat201.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's... just... lol

[expectative.livejournal.com]

I think that person has a great sense of humor and is hilarious! Read the rest of their posts, it's just brilliant xD

[insane-songbird.livejournal.com]

So, I was told this is a parody... which I would have gotten when reading the other posts but I didn't because I didn't want more bullshit spam! hahaha

"Masterpiece"... yeah, SURE. *sarcastic applause* She's a megalomaniac. It's racist, tasteless, selfimportant and BAD.
I wouldn't wanna 'steal' from that sorry piece of wanna be writing if she's PAY me for it. How can it be a masterpiece if she has no publisher yet? submitting means nothing. And that we should be honored by her gracing our sorry eyes with her wisdom? *snorts* I have never read a fanfic so bad. This one is so bad that I actually thought it was a PARODY. How can't it be? sorry, but there's a referrence of a penis by calling it a "slug" while the vagina is called "porridge". Does she want me to puke?

Some people have SERIOUS mental problems. *shakes head*

[mangacat201.livejournal.com]

yeah well... it happenes, lol, I love your snark, even if it's struck.

[mangacat201.livejournal.com]

lol

[germanjj.livejournal.com]

lol, yeah, I saw that on tumblr. it's hilarious!! very entertaining read ;P