tl;dr: Dear Criminal Minds people...

... please, if you're using a special terminology including a German term, please, God, look up the correct pronounciation and teach your actors, cause the first time you said the word it sounded Swahili to me and when I actually saw it written down, my eyes bugged out when it suddenly made sense. And that threw me completely out of an episode that was geared towards a very specific dramatic effect that got totally shafted because of my preoccupation.

And please, tell me that is not the way chess-playing peeps all over the world pronounce it.

That's all, sorry for the rant.